lizclimo:

megalodon! 

lizclimo:

megalodon! 

llamasllamasllamas14:

I think IKEA ships it…

llamasllamasllamas14:

I think IKEA ships it…

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

filharmagic:

how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

Me Walking Into Class w/ Pizza John Shirt

  • Neighbor: So, Pizza?
  • Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
  • Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
  • Me: Oh, no, not at all
  • Neighbor: oh, ok...
  • Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
  • Neighbor: Yeah
  • Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
  • Neighbor: ....ok
  • elicrotch:

    v0ciferation:

    checks grades

    *bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

    well if you close your eyes

    poisonnoak:

    bombing:

    strwberry97:

    bombing:

    for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

    BURNNNN

    water cannot be burned

    EVAPORATEEE

    last-snowfall:

    Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

    ask-asuma:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

    (In the best way)

    Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

    doctoravengingdean:

    erinchu:

    myunderstandingsofmiceandmen:

    that smile

    that heAD NOD

    the chick in the back tho